🔧 EPCs in Stockport for £59.99 – Quick, Local, and Done Proper
Welcome to EPCStockport.com, the home of fast, fixed-price Energy Performance Certificates in Stockport. Whether you're selling your semi in Hazel Grove, renting out a flat in Edgeley, or trying to work out why your loft feels like Reddish Vale in December, we’re the local, fully certified EPC assessors that actually turn up, don’t talk jargon, and will probably pet your dog on the way in.
We’ve been in more Stockport homes than takeaway menus and deliver EPCs that are fully legal, digital, and fast — usually within 48 hours. All for £59.99. No faff. No hidden extras. Just honest, accredited service from people who know the difference between Heaton Chapel and Heaton Moor (and won’t judge you for calling the latter “a bit Didsbury”).
You’re not dealing with a call centre in some unpronounceable postcode. We’re based here. We know that the roundabout in Hazel Grove is actually a personality test, that The Blossoms isn’t just a pub but a spiritual landmark, and that Merseyway’s parking wardens operate with the precision of a laser-guided missile. If you’re from Offerton, don’t worry — we’ve got a ladder and we’re not scared of steep stairs.
Our service covers the whole of Stockport and surrounding areas, including Cheadle, Cheadle Hulme, Davenport, Bramhall, Reddish, Great Moor, Marple, and Heaton Norris. We’ve done EPCs in flats above vape shops, fish bars, and even next to a goat at Reddish Vale Farm.
Every EPC we provide is fully compliant with UK regulations and lodged with the official register. We’re accredited with Elmhurst, Stroma, and NHER, so you know we’re legit. We’re also DBS-checked — because your nan shouldn’t have to worry about strangers in the attic, even if the insulation’s from 1983 and home to three generations of spiders.
Give us a call, text, or email. We’ll show up when we say we will — usually quicker than the 192 bus from Piccadilly — do the assessment, and email your EPC back before your kettle’s boiled twice. No clipboards full of nonsense. No “greenwashing” upsells. Just a decent job done properly.
We’ve helped landlords offload draughty flats near Stockport County’s Edgeley Park (we try to avoid matchday traffic), sorted EPCs for families upsizing in Bramhall, and even helped sellers in Adswood realise their garden shed was more energy-efficient than their kitchen. It happens.
The fee is £59.99, and that’s it. Not “from £59.99” like those ads that sneak in VAT, admin fees, and stress. You can pay by card, bank transfer, or cash. We once tried lodging an EPC using the free WiFi in Morrisons Reddish — it worked. Just.
Booking is easy. Call us on +44 7518 135 361, email johnpaulhood2015@gmail.com, or use our online booking form. Even your Uncle Barry could handle it after three pints at The Magnet. We’re open 7 days a week — Monday to Friday 9–7, weekends 9–5 — because not everyone lives in a world of “office hours.”
If you’ve never had an EPC before, we’ll talk you through it. If your last assessor disappeared halfway through your attic inspection, we’re not that guy. We’re friendly, quick, professional, and local enough to know every pothole from Wellington Road to Hall Street.
So whether you're in a three-bed in Cheadle Hulme, a flat above Greggs in Merseyway, or a new build in Woodford that somehow still feels cold in July, we’re here to help. Get your EPC sorted — done properly, with a bit of Manc charm, loads of local knowledge, and absolutely no faff.